Crazy One Liners

One of our favourite pages, the one which has those lines that in the room converstion may of been appropriate but on its own looks totally strange, these also made our room banner.

14 August 2023                                        justmeyep, [03:05]  I miss cock

15 August 2023                                       AmandaPanda1977, [09:50]  hey my dick is so big you can use my foreskin as a sleeping bag

01 September, 2023                             videothor1, [10:22]  burned my boys with gasoline once...can't recommend riding a bike with a gas can, with a cute girl nearby

12 September, 2013                             herradler_2007, [04:19]  is it strange that my dog hides when i get horny?

                                                                          AmandaPanda1977, [12:13]  thats the sound my vagina makes when it needs a hair cut haha

14 September, 2023                           AmandaPanda1977, [09:19]  omg this chick i know says she is tight that she can only get 4 fingers in

21 September, 2023                          DazenKnightz, [07:09]  OOH MO got busted wanking with the curtain open lol' 

                                                                        tinkletoes, [08:49]  I’m sneezing cause I’m allergic to Brett’s bullshit haha

26 September, 2023                           knowshisplace, [14:13]  MsB is under stress for drinking bad coffee ,,, i am here to help

29 September, 2023                         viking28, [20:57]  With my calluses on my hands, the handjob feels like it's from a granny 🤔😂

20 October, 2023                                JokingJester, [22:07]  Shona loves to get a wet Willie she thought it was licking the whole dick lol

26 October, 2023                             huggletrouble, [00:15]  just cos I make love to a towel doesn't make me sick lol

23 November, 2023                         xoxmsattitudesbackxox, [08:38]  I’m coming over Amanda

16 December, 2023                        JokingJester, [08:25]  omg someone stole my dick lol

25 Janaury, 2024                               JokingJester, [03:00]  lol I wonder if u can pee through a strap on?

02 April, 2024                                     JokingJester, [08:42]  ruckus Jenny pussy is so huge it echos

10 June, 2024                                     choklattee, [09:50]  i found those ants under my foreskin

15 July, 2024                                       GrampsTheGamer, [10:09]  better than imagining, imagining i get mixed up and put the wrong tits on the wrong woman                                                                               and the wrong color haor on her pussy and just messes the whole thing up

24 July, 2024                                       JokingJester, [05:56]   lol if I had a dick I'd keep it as a compass 🧭

25 July, 2024                                      AmandaPanda1977, [08:35]  i gotta stop eating dog treats i was on the couch ealier licking my clit and i fell off the couch                                                                                   just as i was gonna cum