Crazy One Liners
One of our favourite pages, the one which has those lines that in the room converstion may of been appropriate but on its own looks totally strange.
07 August, 2024 lancslad_2, [23:52] had such a hot chat earlier, sat here removing fluff from my navel
10 August, 2024 oOo TRiSh oOo, [04:18] i want it hard
01 September, 2024 Loki_ontherun, [09:50] I havent seen my cock since I traded it in on a proper coat rack
19 September, 2024 AmandaPanda1977, [09:33] hey when a monkey farts does it smell like bananas
20 September, 2024 OneFyneGuy, [13:02] sometimes after listening to mo's music i wanna shave my head and get tattoos all over my body
01 October, 2024 oOo TRiSh oOo, [10:09] i suck too hard for that
23 October, 2024 Engineer ali, [08:30] Ok, take my penis instead of a real penis and it will produce lust
AmandaPanda1977 [10:12] you are the only guy i know that can fuck an ant and it still cant feel it
25 October, 2024 Mistress Swamp Bunny, [11:10] it's as big as My head
mrfixit9464, [11:10] <---likes how u hold it
29 October, 2024 playing4, [06:18] I sucks hardcore
30 October, 2024 Kickmyballs_Hard, [10:42] was just thinking that about arthritis. Do you think guys that like being fisted look out for women with swollen arthritis fingers
07 November, 2024 AmandaPanda1977, [09:34] i licked my own pussy before...... licked the cats face to bug her lol
14 November, 2024 happyguy_50, [11:43] viagra is like disney world..... you need to wait 2 hrs for a 5 min ride
22 November, 2024 oOo TRiSh oOo, [09:56] i like it hard and i suck too hard for that
02 December, 2024 Mistress Swamp Bunny, [12:07] I fucked around and found out
03 December, 2024 oOo TRiSh oOo, [05:53] i wanted to whisper you something crazy but couldnt thik of anything
oOo TRiSh oOo, [06:29] how long is it?
05 December, 2024 oOo TRiSh oOo, [08:20] i went to bed with wet panties on LOLOL
15 December , 2024 BoundBareBoy1, [01:09] we could get shona to name our willies
18 December, 2024 fast eddie 19, [22:28] 1 inch here