Crazy One Liners

We all say something in text that we look back on and say to ourselves "Did I really say that?"

Here's a selection that on their own sound either weird, funny or so OMG that they made our room banner.

August 02, 2019 (20:14:50‪) brent12_1: my boner just fell off

August 04, 2019 (21:33:55‪) t1g3r3y3s: fuck me i got white stuff drippin down my chin

August 08. 2019 (07:53:26‪) t1g3r3y3s: help im covered in cream

August 19, 2019 (22:05:35‪) NCB Broadcasting: its broke... i got bored earlier and used it as a buttplug

December 27, 2019 (20:17:31‪) Jazzy's Momma Poop: Lol oh gone he was talking to my pussy

February 05, 2020 (22:11:38‪) batfinkreturns: i be a grandma lol

February 27, 2020 (11:57:16‪) batfinkreturns: lol my pussy enjoying the sun lol

April 17, 2020 (01:45:33‪) miss-fire-storm: any one wannan pop my pusssy bubbles an smell the aroma

May 17, 2020 (02:23:10‪) mtguy52: trump is a fucking idiot a total insane mentally ill fucking idiot

May 25, 2020 (23:23:41‪) BANANALOVER28: but not play tuneee tonight cuz to horny my back hurt my cat to hot lol

May 25, 2020 (23:39:50‪) bb6999: My cock would get lost

May 26, 2020 (00:41:57‪) BANANALOVER28: i can not watch cuz my cat has the shits

June 05, 2020 (17:43:44‪) entropy_10: i am takin a ball scratchin break

(23:46:20‪) BANANALOVER28: hubby can not play tune cuz sister tanya has the poohs

June 11, 2020 (02:11:30‪) PinkPinstripes: i use floss not pubes

(05:41:37‪) NCB Broadcasting: anyways im off (sorry for the smell, but when i go off i really go off lol)

June 27, 2020 (14:59:03‪) NCB Broadcasting: ok i mustve got a lil liquid soap up my ass when i had my shower... i just farted and out popped a soap bubble

July 07, 2020 (22:55:24‪) entropy_10: thank god i got penis silicon injections so i can use magnifying glass to peee

July 19, 2020 (01:45:37‪) kezzadeath: lolol i can honestly say that mine is bigger than mos lololol

(01:46:27‪) Daisy Duck82: show me show me i loveeee big ones lmaooo