Sorting Out The Worlds Problems
taken from the room text October 29th, 2021
(23:39:23) Red Arsed Irish Babe: can i get into gov,,,take baby wif me
(23:39:38) NCB Broadcasting: please do hunni
(23:39:51) Red Arsed Irish Babe: believe me i so wish i could
(23:40:01) NCB Broadcasting: lets start a new party.... the real people party
(23:40:26) Red Arsed Irish Babe: omg could you imagine
(23:40:37) Red Arsed Irish Babe: ok wot jobs are we all doin
(23:40:59) NCB Broadcasting: female chancellor ... they are good at holding the purse strings
(23:41:19) Red Arsed Irish Babe: ok
(23:41:26) NCB Broadcasting: women can budget
(23:41:33) Red Arsed Irish Babe: whos goin to be the face of the camp
(23:41:51) NCB Broadcasting: pudsey
(23:41:52) 44833danny: me lol
(23:41:52) NCB Broadcasting: lol
(23:41:57) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lolol
(23:42:10) NCB Broadcasting: hold on pudsey works for the bbc
(23:42:16) NCB Broadcasting: scrap that
(23:42:27) Red Arsed Irish Babe: danny said he wod do it lol
(23:42:54) NCB Broadcasting: News Special .... Real People Party topple Tories
(23:43:03) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lmaooo
(23:43:34) Red Arsed Irish Babe: corey can you do design
(23:43:36) NCB Broadcasting: but he aint a brit... he cant stand in the election
(23:43:45) Red Arsed Irish Babe: need flyers and badges
(23:44:09) Red Arsed Irish Babe: we are only usin dannys face lolol
(23:44:18) NCB Broadcasting: every party needs a resident perv... thats dannys job lol
(23:44:28) corey2: lol
(23:44:30) Red Arsed Irish Babe: no thats your job mo lol
(23:44:45) NCB Broadcasting: who will move into number 10?
(23:45:06) Red Arsed Irish Babe: not me i like my privacy
(23:46:00) NCB Broadcasting: we cant use shona... she wil snore throughout all the press conferences, and even awake noone can understand her (oh hold on ... can anyone understand any politician?)
(23:46:27) Red Arsed Irish Babe: she wod be perfect to giv the speaches
(23:46:31) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh
(23:46:55) NCB Broadcasting: shona assigned as press secretary
(23:46:57) Red Arsed Irish Babe: and we wod win the womens vote just let corey loose on them lollol
(23:47:04) NCB Broadcasting: lol
(23:47:26) corey2: yes lol
(23:47:36) NCB Broadcasting: ok policies... 1- scrap the tv licence .. make the bbc fund themselves
(23:47:45) Red Arsed Irish Babe: i wod say danny wod get the gay votes but them women are mine lolol
(23:47:58) christinamm2008: i yours hehe
(23:48:16) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lolol
(23:48:45) NCB Broadcasting: we need policies
(23:49:31) NCB Broadcasting: scrap the tv licence is 1
(23:49:56) Red Arsed Irish Babe: scrap the licence, one payrate for everyone,
(23:50:08) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lower cost of living
(23:50:25) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh ... 1 payrate .. great idea, no matter who it is everyone gets paid the same
(23:50:34) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yup
(23:50:53) Red Arsed Irish Babe: no monthly payrises for gov shits
(23:51:15) Red Arsed Irish Babe: ]]one house per household\\\\#
(23:51:24) Red Arsed Irish Babe: one car per household
(23:51:43) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh ... no more private landlords charging extortinate rents
(23:51:51) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yup
(23:52:16) Red Arsed Irish Babe: put the gov cabinet on basic pay
(23:52:31) NCB Broadcasting: all politicians on basic
(23:53:20) NCB Broadcasting: imagine a diner lady on the same pay as a politician
(23:53:27) Red Arsed Irish Babe: perfect
(23:53:31) NCB Broadcasting: uhhuh
(23:53:43) Red Arsed Irish Babe: even our nurses
(23:54:02) NCB Broadcasting: scrap the MPs allowance for a london home
(23:54:41) Red Arsed Irish Babe: all mps be liable for minor law breakin
(23:54:46) NCB Broadcasting: uhhuh
(23:54:53) Red Arsed Irish Babe: be that speadin etc
(23:55:26) NCB Broadcasting: stop companies making excessive profits by taxing higher price companies more tax
(23:55:41) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yup good one
(23:56:02) NCB Broadcasting: also the multi store companies
(23:56:04) Red Arsed Irish Babe: help our homeless and elderly
(23:56:25) Red Arsed Irish Babe: instead of foreign aid....sorry guys
(23:56:39) NCB Broadcasting: all companies in the UK must register as a uk tax company closing the luxemborg loophole
(23:57:26) NCB Broadcasting: sorry amazon, paypal, and ebay.... you owe us back taxes
(23:57:28) NCB Broadcasting: lol
(23:57:29) Red Arsed Irish Babe: get better mental health consiling, help for our youth who cannot come out as lgbtq plus
(23:57:44) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh good one
(23:58:16) NCB Broadcasting: send back home any foreign person that dont want to abide by UK laws
(23:58:35) Red Arsed Irish Babe: bring back self sustainin,,,by that i mean bring back the steal, linen and boost our farmers
(23:59:07) Red Arsed Irish Babe: we depend too much on forigen imports
(23:59:11) NCB Broadcasting: yeah our farmers need to be allowed to use their entre farm, not be paid to leave half of it untouched
(23:59:53) NCB Broadcasting: christmas is christmas not the festival of lights (birmingham)
(23:59:55) NCB Broadcasting: lol
(00:00:07) Red Arsed Irish Babe: i think we hav just worked out the worlds probs lolol
(00:00:49) NCB Broadcasting: basically we just wiped out homelessness, poverty and greed in the uk
(00:00:56) Red Arsed Irish Babe: christmas is too comercialised its lost its meanin and time for a family get together
(00:01:04) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh
(00:01:21) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yup we hav lol
(00:01:39) NCB Broadcasting: lets rip up the laws on kids ... when a kid gets out of hand they need to be told NO
(00:01:50) Red Arsed Irish Babe: exactly
(00:02:06) Red Arsed Irish Babe: a good wrap acros the back of my legs did me no harm
(00:02:09) NCB Broadcasting: cancel Jamie Oliver too
(00:02:14) NCB Broadcasting: uhhuh
(00:02:20) Red Arsed Irish Babe: im goin to baby him lol
(00:02:37) Red Arsed Irish Babe: bring back free milk in school
(00:02:40) Red Arsed Irish Babe: woohoooo
(00:03:05) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lets just undo all the shit maggie done lol
(00:03:09) NCB Broadcasting: close childline, thats what made our kids bullies
(00:03:45) NCB Broadcasting: woohoooo... revert the country back to 1979 and start again
(00:03:55) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yessss
(00:04:06) Red Arsed Irish Babe: mind you i was four
(00:04:12) NCB Broadcasting: with 1979 prices for everything
(00:04:20) Red Arsed Irish Babe: omg yessss
(00:04:35) NCB Broadcasting: loaf of bread... 10p
(00:04:35) Red Arsed Irish Babe: where a ten pence mix up was the bomb
(00:04:39) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh
(00:04:43) Red Arsed Irish Babe: pint of milk too
(00:04:55) NCB Broadcasting: and you could buy 2 apples for 10p
(00:05:10) Red Arsed Irish Babe: omg the good ole days lolol
(00:05:13) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh
(00:06:28) NCB Broadcasting: more money put into NHS, police, fire and rescue services
(00:06:46) Red Arsed Irish Babe: thatx a given
(00:06:49) NCB Broadcasting: income tax at what?
(00:07:15) NCB Broadcasting: vat back to 17.5%
(00:07:46) NCB Broadcasting: can we just bring back £.S.d ?
(00:07:49) Red Arsed Irish Babe: you can work that one out,,,,im bringin bak the orginal size of wagon wheels and quality street tins
(00:08:37) NCB Broadcasting: although according to the makers of wagon wheels, they aint changed... they say its cos we ate them with little hands that they seemed bigger lol
(00:08:51) NCB Broadcasting: ikr
(00:08:53) Red Arsed Irish Babe: noooooo
(00:09:05) NCB Broadcasting: that was on a recent tv consumer show
(00:09:28) Red Arsed Irish Babe: wow...they hav gotten smaller
(00:09:35) NCB Broadcasting: who would be PM ?
(00:10:02) Red Arsed Irish Babe: has to be someone that has an answer for everything
(00:10:34) NCB Broadcasting: i could cheekily answer everything
(00:11:00) Red Arsed Irish Babe: well anyone could do that
(00:11:16) Red Arsed Irish Babe: ncb seven your hired lolol
(00:11:37) NCB Broadcasting: female reporter asks... "where do you stand on foreign policy?" i reply " not beside your bed"
(00:11:53) corey2: lol
(00:12:11) Red Arsed Irish Babe: my answer....ontop of the other rubbish in the bin
(00:12:18) NCB Broadcasting: lol
(00:12:56) NCB Broadcasting: putting the UK first would be good for the UK public... imagine the first budget
(00:13:24) NCB Broadcasting: foreign aid is being slashed to a big fat ZERO
(00:13:37) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yup
(00:14:18) NCB Broadcasting: thinking kezza would be good as chancellor of the purse (as long as theres no pokemon card sellers nearby)
(00:14:24) NCB Broadcasting: lol
(00:14:47) Red Arsed Irish Babe: oh i hav a good one for ya,,,,northern ireland hands back to england and ships englands supporters over,,,,ireland will become irish once again
(00:15:49) NCB Broadcasting: can we get the funds for the next election?
(00:15:49) Red Arsed Irish Babe: pokemon cards will be mine lmaoooo]
(00:16:37) Red Arsed Irish Babe: ummmm nope...just got a super rare charazard
(00:16:41) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lololol
(00:16:47) NCB Broadcasting: lol
(00:17:56) NCB Broadcasting: one other thing ... those on benefits claiming to have back ache will need to prove it... (then be watched for 6 months covertly)
(00:18:20) Red Arsed Irish Babe: agreed
(00:18:31) Red Arsed Irish Babe: too many fakers
(00:18:40) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh .. i know a few here
(00:19:15) NCB Broadcasting: one goes rowing every weekend... backache my arse
(00:19:58) Red Arsed Irish Babe: same....there is this dude and he goes about on one crutch...when he thinks no one is watchn he walks perfectly fine by not usin it
(00:20:08) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh
(00:21:15) NCB Broadcasting: ok we will get or manifesto published and see if we can get public backing to run in the next election
(00:21:35) NCB Broadcasting: we only need about £20,000,000
(00:21:47) Red Arsed Irish Babe: is that all
(00:21:52) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh
(00:21:54) Red Arsed Irish Babe: we could create a go fund me
(00:22:25) NCB Broadcasting: yup if 10 million people gave just £2 each we could win the next general election
(00:22:41) Red Arsed Irish Babe: its not impossible
(00:22:52) NCB Broadcasting: exactly
(00:23:40) NCB Broadcasting: get more people involved so we have someone standing in each constituancy and we are well away
(00:24:03) NCB Broadcasting: we are bound to win at least one seat somewhere
(00:24:28) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yeah in the livingroom or kitchen wif a brew lolol
(00:24:35) NCB Broadcasting: lol uh huh
(00:25:07) NCB Broadcasting: oh yeah tea n coffee to be made free in all cafes, resturants and coffeehouses
(00:25:39) NCB Broadcasting: screw starbucks and costafortune
(00:25:59) Red Arsed Irish Babe: omg they are nuffin but glorified dishwater
(00:26:40) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh bloody expensive places £5 for a cup of brown lukewarm flavoured water
(00:27:15) Red Arsed Irish Babe: exactly...now dunkin was nice when it was here
(00:28:32) NCB Broadcasting: we need to reopen the highstreets too... encourage small shops to open by slashing the rent allowed to be charged by shop landlords
(00:29:08) Red Arsed Irish Babe: the bigger stores like tescos hav taken alot away\
(00:29:34) Red Arsed Irish Babe: oh and tax the rich at least four times wot we do
(00:29:42) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh .. limit the number of supermarket stores allowed by any one company
(00:29:59) Red Arsed Irish Babe: agreed
(00:30:47) NCB Broadcasting: we need to find a way to make "going green" pay the consumer
(00:31:18) Red Arsed Irish Babe: grow local sell local
(00:31:47) NCB Broadcasting: good one huni
(00:32:11) Red Arsed Irish Babe: ty hun
(00:32:12) NCB Broadcasting: no local produce allowed outside say a 10 mile radius
(00:32:58) Red Arsed Irish Babe: farmers markets too
(00:33:04) NCB Broadcasting: yeah
(00:33:24) NCB Broadcasting: giving the farmers extra income straight into their pockets
(00:33:56) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yp as they grew or bred it they should profit from it
(00:35:10) NCB Broadcasting: we will definately make breastfeeding in public a normal thing to do... anyone who objects should be reeducated to show its a natural thing to do
(00:35:33) NCB Broadcasting: babes get hungry as well
(00:37:03) NCB Broadcasting: while we are at it.... desexualise topless women.. men can walk around topless so why disriminate
(00:39:02) NCB Broadcasting: kezza and myself have been creating a new political party... the Real People Party... wanna join us?
(00:39:28) LuluTb: the Real People Party? hmmm what does this party advocate
(00:39:47) NCB Broadcasting: so far we have wiped out homelessness, greed and poverty
(00:40:08) LuluTb: sounds like my kind of party! count me in
(00:40:20) NCB Broadcasting: woohooo
(00:40:38) NCB Broadcasting: got a spare 20,000,000 by any chance?
(00:40:44) LuluTb: I can't stand greedy people...makes my skin crawl
(00:40:46) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lolol
(00:40:59) LuluTb: lol, I'll try and see what I can do
(00:41:23) NCB Broadcasting: we are gunna make it that everyone gets paid the same, no matter the job or where they are in a company
(00:41:36) LuluTb: sounds damn good to me
(00:41:50) NCB Broadcasting: politicans and street cleaners all on the same wage
(00:41:55) LuluTb: free healthcare? no taking $300 every pay?
(00:41:55) Red Arsed Irish Babe: ok so sofar we hav got two pounds from me mo and now lulu,,we are finally on our way wohooo
(00:42:04) NCB Broadcasting: yayyy
(00:42:13) LuluTb: let's make it international
(00:42:19) NCB Broadcasting: only another 19,999,994 to go lol
(00:42:30) LuluTb: I gotta look up pound equivalencies to the american dollar
(00:43:00) Red Arsed Irish Babe: i think one pound is one twenty five dollars
(00:43:02) Red Arsed Irish Babe: i think
(00:43:16) LuluTb: thanks Kezza, I'll double check though
(00:43:28) Red Arsed Irish Babe: no worries
(00:43:34) NCB Broadcasting: hop you mean $1.25c
(00:43:45) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yes
(00:43:53) LuluTb: I was just thinking about something I could do besides perv lol
(00:44:11) LuluTb: this seems helpful and of service to people
(00:44:34) NCB Broadcasting: we decided on a female chancellor of the exchequer.. women are better at budgeting
(00:44:46) LuluTb: so I.25 is equal to a pound?
(00:45:00) NCB Broadcasting: yeah about that
(00:45:09) LuluTb: I gotta travel more.. damn
(00:48:49) Red Arsed Irish Babe: so anyways lolol
(00:48:58) NCB Broadcasting: oh yeah this is what i was just thinking ...
(00:49:18) NCB Broadcasting: imagine football players on minimum wage lol
(00:51:34) LuluTb: is halloween a thing in UK
(00:51:58) Red Arsed Irish Babe: not to the states eztent
(00:52:22) Red Arsed Irish Babe: hardly anyone goes out trick or treatin anymore
(00:52:48) Red Arsed Irish Babe: its very much a stay at home holiday lulu
(00:53:16) NCB Broadcasting: thats cos the government basically made it illegal under the beging act somewhere around 1989
(00:53:24) LuluTb: I never got to go as a kid...had to go to hallejuah parties in church basement
(00:53:32) Red Arsed Irish Babe: thats true mo
(00:53:39) LuluTb: wow, didn't know that
(00:54:12) NCB Broadcasting: we will scrap that law too... let kids go door to door on halloween between the hours of 4 and 7pm
(00:54:28) LuluTb: I think thats what they do here
(00:54:44) LuluTb: most kids go to the mall and get candy from stores now
(00:55:05) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yeah just be careful about that one cause there could be ppl who hav ptsd and dont forget the elderly
(00:55:11) NCB Broadcasting: allow street parties on haloween, easter, christmas, new year and stuff like that
(00:55:41) LuluTb: when I was kid, I didn't get to do any of the fun stuff
(00:55:51) LuluTb: was in church all the fuckin time
(00:55:53) Red Arsed Irish Babe: you could hav a poster that goes on the window that allows trick or treaters to call
(00:56:00) NCB Broadcasting: ok households that want to have kids at the door have a decoration at the door
(00:56:10) NCB Broadcasting: yeah summin like that
(00:56:36) Red Arsed Irish Babe: sorry to hear that lulu...hope youre catchin up on lost halloweens
(00:56:58) LuluTb: lol kezza it just made me a 'bad' adult lol
(00:57:36) NCB Broadcasting: << imagines lulu with a white sheet over herself knocking at doors pretending to be a kiddie ghost lol
(00:57:40) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lmaoooo
(00:57:45) LuluTb: lol
(00:58:23) LuluTb: you do everything late when you are a church kid.. then everyone categorizes you as 'wild'