Shona (finally) Pulls A Guy
Room text from 23rd October 2021
(10:37:25) *** Mick_From_Rochdale has joined the room ***
(10:37:40) sexy shona: wc mick
(10:37:50) Mick_From_Rochdale: thanks shona
(10:37:56) sexy shona: yw
(10:38:00) Mick_From_Rochdale has started their webcam View Mick_From_Rochdale
(10:38:19) sexy shona: woc
(10:38:21) Mick_From_Rochdale: just flickint through the rooms lol
(10:38:28) Mick_From_Rochdale: its a saturday thing
(10:38:32) sexy shona: lol np
(10:38:39) Mick_From_Rochdale: sigh
(10:39:05) Mick_From_Rochdale: some straaaaaaange folk on lol
(10:39:19) sexy shona: yeah
(10:39:29) Mick_From_Rochdale: not me of course,,,,cough
(10:39:34) sexy shona: thats pal for you lol
(10:39:40) Mick_From_Rochdale: yes indeedy
(10:39:46) Mick_From_Rochdale: had it ages, hardly use the bugger
(10:40:05) sexy shona: ik the feeling
(10:40:16) Mick_From_Rochdale: not many uk rooms alas
(10:40:20) Mick_From_Rochdale: but,,,heyho
(10:40:30) sexy shona: true
(10:40:43) Mick_From_Rochdale: and my one ask where your from?
(10:40:46) Mick_From_Rochdale: im a nosy person
(10:40:59) sexy shona: scotland
(10:41:07) Mick_From_Rochdale: close enough lol
(10:41:13) sexy shona: lol
(10:41:33) Mick_From_Rochdale: should have worn me kilt,,,and so forth
(10:41:44) sexy shona: lol
(10:43:35) sexy shona: cold up here
(10:43:46) Mick_From_Rochdale: its a bit fresh here today lass
(10:43:48) Mick_From_Rochdale: lol
(10:43:58) sexy shona: lol
(10:44:02) Mick_From_Rochdale: had to break out me fleece dammit
(10:44:17) *** areebkakroo has joined the room ***
(10:44:19) sexy shona: yeah
(10:44:27) Mick_From_Rochdale: its colder than a witches boob lol
(10:44:36) sexy shona: wc areeb
(10:44:42) Mick_From_Rochdale: mind you, isnt it allways cold in scotland?
(10:44:56) areebkakroo: hi
(10:45:53) sexy shona: do i still have sound?
(10:45:59) Red Arsed Irish Babe: 11111
(10:46:00) areebkakroo: yes
(10:46:01) Mick_From_Rochdale: you do indeed
(10:46:05) sexy shona: ty
(10:46:37) sexy shona: got a pop up saying paltalk not responding lol
(10:46:48) Mick_From_Rochdale: gremlins
(10:46:57) sexy shona: uhuh
(10:48:25) sexy shona: wb mick
(10:48:31) Mick_From_Rochdale: fanks lol
(10:48:37) sexy shona: yw
(10:48:40) Mick_From_Rochdale: cant get used to these cam thingies
(10:48:56) sexy shona: lol
(10:49:19) Mick_From_Rochdale: i should have done me hair this morning
(10:49:29) sexy shona: lol
(10:49:42) areebkakroo: hi everyone
(10:49:43) Mick_From_Rochdale: bloody thing wont stay still
(10:49:56) sexy shona: hi areeb
(10:50:07) Mick_From_Rochdale: so, whats happening in jolly old scotland today
(10:50:17) Mick_From_Rochdale: theres nowt doing here
(10:50:22) sexy shona: not much
(10:50:30) Mick_From_Rochdale: bobbins innit
(10:50:47) areebkakroo: how can i open mic
(10:50:52) sexy shona: nice and quiet here
(10:51:13) areebkakroo: hey shone
(10:51:23) sexy shona: the mic is open to play tunes
(10:51:27) Mick_From_Rochdale: i may go into town later, for the thrill
(10:51:37) sexy shona: yeah
(10:51:51) areebkakroo: i messed you
(10:52:04) areebkakroo: messaged
(10:52:04) sexy shona: did you?
(10:52:07) Mick_From_Rochdale: im joking of course, rochdale is a toilet
(10:52:14) areebkakroo: yes
(10:52:31) sexy shona: ur not on my list areeb
(10:52:44) sexy shona: what did you want?
(10:53:08) areebkakroo: i am new can you show me how this works
(10:53:31) areebkakroo: so i thought we can talked you seemed helpfull
(10:54:30) sexy shona: ok go to our website areeb www.club69flirts.com that will tell you about our room
(10:55:30) sexy shona: i try my best
(10:56:14) areebkakroo: so what do we do here
(10:56:33) Mick_From_Rochdale: i assume people talk aree
(10:56:40) sexy shona: have fun
(10:56:41) Mick_From_Rochdale: but then im just a novice
(10:57:01) areebkakroo: but we are not able to talk
(10:57:17) Mick_From_Rochdale: ok, type then
(10:57:19) sexy shona: you are talking
(10:57:33) areebkakroo: by typing
(10:57:42) sexy shona: yes
(10:57:44) Mick_From_Rochdale: you could drink coffee while typing,,, use a yoyo,,, tonnnes of stuff ta do
(10:57:57) areebkakroo: of course
(10:58:17) Mick_From_Rochdale: corrr, innit complicated lol
(10:58:30) sexy shona: lol mick
(10:58:38) areebkakroo: yeah
(10:58:47) sexy shona: for most ppl i guess lol
(10:59:09) Mick_From_Rochdale: not for me, im awesome
(10:59:12) Mick_From_Rochdale: lol
(10:59:23) sexy shona: lol
(10:59:32) Mick_From_Rochdale: i tell myselve that every day
(10:59:37) Red Arsed Irish Babe: brb
(10:59:42) sexy shona: nice cam too mick js
(10:59:51) sexy shona: hb kezza
(10:59:57) Mick_From_Rochdale: nice cam? its only a cheapo one
(11:00:15) areebkakroo: bye guys
(11:00:18) Mick_From_Rochdale: had it a zillion years
(11:00:28) sexy shona: tc areeb
(11:00:48) Mick_From_Rochdale: me pc is vintage too
(11:00:50) areebkakroo: you to and do add me it was lovely to talk to you guys
(11:01:29) sexy shona: nice talking to you too
(11:01:31) Mick_From_Rochdale: hmm how come blokes never ask me to add em,,, im offended now
(11:01:46) sexy shona: lol mick
(11:01:49) areebkakroo: no problem
(11:01:51) *** areebkakroo has left the room ***
(11:01:57) Mick_From_Rochdale: oh well
(11:02:30) Mick_From_Rochdale: this room seems ok, i may keep popping in
(11:03:03) sexy shona: <<<changes sex to male can i add you mick? lmfao
(11:03:17) Mick_From_Rochdale: lol go on ya smooth talker haha
(11:03:28) sexy shona: lmao
(11:03:39) Mick_From_Rochdale: get yer jacket ya just pulled luv haha
(11:03:51) sexy shona: lol
(11:03:56) Mick_From_Rochdale: i like you, you have a sense of humour
(11:04:02) Mick_From_Rochdale: im a total pratt meself
(11:04:18) sexy shona: you need one at times lol
(11:04:41) Mick_From_Rochdale: ive been in a few music rooms, they have nooooooo sense of humour
(11:04:52) sexy shona: ikr
(11:04:54) Mick_From_Rochdale: all old blokes playing country and western
(11:05:09) Mick_From_Rochdale: meh
(11:05:22) sexy shona: yeah
(11:05:32) Mick_From_Rochdale: oh my god, i just noticed,,, im bald, how come no one told me
(11:05:43) Mick_From_Rochdale: i thought me head was cold
(11:06:04) sexy shona: i love bald men js
(11:06:09) Mick_From_Rochdale: meahwile,,,back in scotland...
(11:06:15) Mick_From_Rochdale: oh so do i sweetie lol
(11:06:24) sexy shona: lol
(11:06:27) Mick_From_Rochdale: well, i love meself, does that count?
(11:06:48) Mick_From_Rochdale: yay made ya smile
(11:07:08) sexy shona: love tyour sense of humour too mick
(11:07:18) Mick_From_Rochdale: awww your just racking up the points here
(11:07:28) sexy shona: lol
(11:07:32) Mick_From_Rochdale: flattery gets ya nowhere, but dont stop trying amigo
(11:07:43) Mick_From_Rochdale: oh my, was that actually a chuckle?
(11:07:49) sexy shona: lol damn
(11:07:51) Mick_From_Rochdale: i so rarel;y get those
(11:08:10) Mick_From_Rochdale: so,,,,how do you work paltalk again?
(11:08:18) Mick_From_Rochdale: i will have to try that line
(11:08:28) sexy shona: lol
(11:08:35) Mick_From_Rochdale: hes a dreamboat
(11:08:58) sexy shona: wb kezza
(11:09:01) Mick_From_Rochdale: so, whats with the no face thing? you on witness protection?
(11:09:01) Red Arsed Irish Babe: tyty
(11:09:06) Mick_From_Rochdale: joking cnuck
(11:09:10) Mick_From_Rochdale: chuck i mean
(11:09:14) Mick_From_Rochdale: its a rochdale thing
(11:09:41) sexy shona: lol
(11:09:47) Mick_From_Rochdale: yknow, they actually let me out once in a while,,, unsupervised
(11:09:52) Mick_From_Rochdale: scarey innit
(11:10:08) sexy shona: lmao
(11:10:31) Mick_From_Rochdale: my cup is empty nearly, i need a minion to fetch and carry for me
(11:10:46) sexy shona: lol
(11:10:54) Mick_From_Rochdale: your not volunteering?
(11:10:59) Mick_From_Rochdale: im losing me touch
(11:11:02) sexy shona: so your single?
(11:11:18) sexy shona: sorry im nosey too lol
(11:11:30) Mick_From_Rochdale: of course, who would stay with a lad this annoying
(11:12:04) sexy shona: i would lol
(11:12:06) Mick_From_Rochdale: im far too much in love with myself to share
(11:12:11) Mick_From_Rochdale: awww shona you smoothie
(11:12:25) Mick_From_Rochdale: honestly 20 mins with me you would shoot me
(11:12:25) sexy shona: oops did i say that out loud?
(11:12:29) Mick_From_Rochdale: oh my
(11:12:41) Mick_From_Rochdale: and your points go up even further
(11:13:04) sexy shona: yayyy im winning woohoo lol
(11:13:17) Mick_From_Rochdale: woohooo just refilling my cup my beloved
(11:13:18) Mick_From_Rochdale: lol
(11:13:30) sexy shona: lol hb
(11:15:50) sexy shona: wb mick
(11:15:55) Mick_From_Rochdale: never drink too much coffee, it will make your hair fall out
(11:16:01) Mick_From_Rochdale: why thankyou my number one fan
(11:16:13) Mick_From_Rochdale: im so full of crap
(11:16:15) sexy shona: yvw
(11:16:20) Mick_From_Rochdale: hmmm how long till i get bounced
(11:16:40) sexy shona: lol
(11:16:48) Mick_From_Rochdale: just burned me gob that will teach me
(11:17:01) sexy shona: ouch
(11:17:10) Mick_From_Rochdale: so, who is coming cleaning my flat for me
(11:17:17) Mick_From_Rochdale: no pay but i make a decent coffee
(11:17:28) sexy shona: lol
(11:17:35) Mick_From_Rochdale: damn no offers again
(11:18:07) sexy shona: you come do mine mick an i'll do your's deal? lol
(11:18:21) Mick_From_Rochdale: hmm is there coffee in it?
(11:18:32) sexy shona: of course
(11:18:41) Mick_From_Rochdale: splendid, i shall set of now
(11:18:51) sexy shona: lol ok
(11:18:54) Mick_From_Rochdale: might take a while, me bike has a puncture
(11:19:10) sexy shona: lmao
(11:19:24) Mick_From_Rochdale: oh yeah im a catch,,,, got me own pushbike
(11:19:50) Mick_From_Rochdale: tell ya what shona,,, i will get a sidecar on me bike, we can be like wallace and grommit
(11:20:13) sexy shona: lmfao mick
(11:20:25) Mick_From_Rochdale: and THATS why im single lol
(11:20:33) sexy shona: lol
(11:20:38) Mick_From_Rochdale: what a smoothie i am
(11:20:59) Mick_From_Rochdale: half a lager and a bag of chips, my final offer
(11:21:20) sexy shona: weeeeeee
(11:21:28) Mick_From_Rochdale: god, if still got it
(11:21:40) Mick_From_Rochdale: trouble is, no one wants it
(11:22:14) sexy shona: nobody wants me either but oh well lol
(11:22:28) Mick_From_Rochdale: aww bless ya, your a cutipie
(11:22:39) sexy shona: ty mick
(11:22:41) Mick_From_Rochdale: now make me a brew
(11:23:45) sexy shona: i'll even throw in a donut lol
(11:23:50) Mick_From_Rochdale: so, your a scottish lass, do they really do fried mars bars? and when can i have one
(11:23:58) Mick_From_Rochdale: see we were thinking alike
(11:24:09) Mick_From_Rochdale: donuts eh,,, who can resist
(11:24:13) sexy shona: yes they do
(11:24:31) Mick_From_Rochdale: come to rochdale, i will give you a black pudding
(11:24:35) sexy shona: never tried one tho
(11:25:01) Mick_From_Rochdale: ya wanna try a black pudding?
(11:25:07) Mick_From_Rochdale: oh my that sounded wrong
(11:25:14) sexy shona: lol
(11:25:40) Mick_From_Rochdale: sun has come out, yaay
(11:25:55) sexy shona: not here yet
(11:26:16) Mick_From_Rochdale: so,,, church wedding then?
(11:26:25) Mick_From_Rochdale: not that im jumping the gun or anything
(11:26:33) sexy shona: lol
(11:30:08) sexy shona: wb mick
(11:30:30) Mick_From_Rochdale: fankoo
(11:30:37) sexy shona: yw
(11:30:39) Mick_From_Rochdale: just me mate phoning
(11:30:48) sexy shona: ok
(11:31:04) Mick_From_Rochdale: trying to sound popular is it working
(11:31:05) Mick_From_Rochdale: lol
(11:31:17) sexy shona: lol
(11:31:28) Mick_From_Rochdale: so, when ya making me that brew then
(11:31:47) sexy shona: when you get here lol
(11:32:02) Mick_From_Rochdale: things will be different when we are married
(11:32:14) Mick_From_Rochdale: im such a pratt
(11:32:14) sexy shona: oh
(11:32:20) sexy shona: how so
(11:32:24) sexy shona: lol
(11:32:32) Mick_From_Rochdale: well, i will expect my tea on the table of course
(11:32:54) Mick_From_Rochdale: and i want a hot bath waiting
(11:33:03) Mick_From_Rochdale: and all that jazz
(11:33:13) sexy shona: oh i see
(11:34:59) sexy shona: now i know why im happily single loves being my own boss lol
(11:35:12) sexy shona: wb mick
(11:35:40) Mick_From_Rochdale: this pc is a bag o pooh
(11:36:13) Mick_From_Rochdale: its me cam actually working
(11:36:15) sexy shona: wow
(11:36:26) sexy shona: yes mick
(11:36:41) Mick_From_Rochdale: strange its not showing up here, gremlins
(11:36:44) Mick_From_Rochdale: meh all good
(11:37:02) Mick_From_Rochdale: not got a clue what im doing with this
(11:40:11) Mick_From_Rochdale: see my baby jive
(11:40:12) Mick_From_Rochdale: tune
(11:40:29) sexy shona: ty mick
(11:40:48) Mick_From_Rochdale: i love a happy tune
(11:40:58) sexy shona: me too
(11:41:15) Mick_From_Rochdale: not really, im a miserable sod
(11:41:38) Mick_From_Rochdale: is a rochdale thing
(11:43:00) *** shivakumara24 has joined the room ***
(11:43:06) shivakumara24: hi
(11:43:09) sexy shona: move from rochdale? sulotion solved lol
(11:43:24) sexy shona: wc shivak
(11:43:34) shivakumara24: my cam
(11:43:36) shivakumara24: on
(11:43:42) Mick_From_Rochdale: is that an invitation shona?
(11:43:47) Mick_From_Rochdale: god im a fast mover
(11:43:59) sexy shona: lol could be
(11:44:10) Mick_From_Rochdale: splendid, will pack me spotted hanky
(11:44:15) sexy shona: yes shivak
(11:44:22) Mick_From_Rochdale: can i bring me toy story action figures
(11:44:26) shivakumara24: cam up
(11:44:54) sexy shona: no directing shivak an im on cam geez
(11:45:12) shivakumara24: no
(11:45:14) sexy shona: sure mick klol
(11:45:18) Mick_From_Rochdale: can i direct? ive got a beret and everything
(11:45:38) *** shivakumara24 has left the room ***
(11:45:55) sexy shona: lol mick sorry only ladies can direct in here
(11:46:11) Mick_From_Rochdale: well thats no bloody fun
(11:46:15) Mick_From_Rochdale: lol
(11:46:19) sexy shona: lol
(11:46:34) Mick_From_Rochdale: oh my,,, this isnt one of those naughty rooms is it
(11:46:54) sexy shona: how'd you guess? lol
(11:47:05) Mick_From_Rochdale: i shall have to go to confession
(11:47:08) Mick_From_Rochdale: immiedately
(11:47:18) sexy shona: lmao
(11:47:21) Mick_From_Rochdale: im not into all that creepy stuff meself but hey how
(11:47:26) Mick_From_Rochdale: whatever floats yer boat lol
(11:48:29) Mick_From_Rochdale: its good ta have a laugh shona
(11:48:34) Mick_From_Rochdale: i love a giggle
(11:48:44) Mick_From_Rochdale: im a pratt but harmless
(11:49:01) sexy shona: it is good mick
(11:49:13) Mick_From_Rochdale: you will learn to never take me seriously
(11:49:24) sexy shona: ik
(11:49:31) Mick_From_Rochdale: when we are married that is
(11:49:33) Mick_From_Rochdale: lol
(11:49:38) sexy shona: lol
(11:49:59) Mick_From_Rochdale: gotta nip next door for ten mins amigos, i shall leave me cam on so you can see what you will be cleaning shona
(11:50:19) sexy shona: lol hb
(11:50:28) Mick_From_Rochdale: aww for you.....anyfink
(11:52:45) >>> Mick_From_Rochdale has stopped their webcam <<<
(12:07:14) *** bigdantheman has joined the room ***
(12:08:15) sexy shona: wc big
(12:08:21) bigdantheman: hey
(12:11:13) bigdantheman: found urself some cock yet shona?lol
(12:11:46) sexy shona: why you offering? lol
(12:12:09) bigdantheman: haha, o would but im hung like a hampster lol
(12:12:34) sexy shona: cam up lets see
(12:13:08) bigdantheman: na, u n kezza will laugh at me lol
(12:13:35) sexy shona: we don't laugh at anyone
(12:14:45) bigdantheman: u seen mine when i had my old nic, ur not missing much lol
(12:15:02) sexy shona: i've seen it all big small micro sized and never laughed js
(12:15:37) bigdantheman: hw small it need to be to be considred micro?lol
(12:15:45) sexy shona: what was your old nic?
(12:15:55) bigdantheman: gazzalad
(12:16:04) sexy shona: oh ok
(12:16:16) bigdantheman: u remember me thn?lol
(12:16:24) sexy shona: yes
(12:16:46) bigdantheman: was i the micro one u were talking about?lol
(12:17:17) sexy shona: no
(12:18:03) bigdantheman: so where the border between small and micro?lol
(12:19:54) *** bigdantheman has left the room ***
(12:48:22) Mick_From_Rochdale has started their webcam View Mick_From_Rochdale
(12:52:42) sexy shona: at last my brother called me lol
(12:56:29) Mick_From_Rochdale: well, ya let me down shona, i thought my flat would be cleaned upon my return
(12:56:55) sexy shona: lol mick sorry
(12:57:04) Mick_From_Rochdale: jsut dont let it happen again
(12:57:20) sexy shona: ok
(12:57:22) Mick_From_Rochdale: :-)
(12:57:39) Mick_From_Rochdale: aaaaaaaand its peeing down again dammit
(12:58:01) sexy shona: damn
(12:58:03) Mick_From_Rochdale: yknow, people say in the right light i look exactly like rick astley
(12:58:20) Mick_From_Rochdale: ok, i lied
(12:58:29) sexy shona: lol
(13:06:51) Mick_From_Rochdale: grrr hate it when folks leave their phones off
(13:07:06) Mick_From_Rochdale: meant to be meeting my mate,,,, soooooo let down
(13:07:23) Mick_From_Rochdale: oh well, more drink for me
(13:07:31) sexy shona: damn
(13:07:36) Red Arsed Irish Babe: woohooo my tune lol
(13:07:41) Mick_From_Rochdale: heartbreaking isnt it
(13:07:51) sexy shona: yeah
(13:07:56) Mick_From_Rochdale: ahhh good old freddy
(13:08:47) sexy shona: nvm you get to spend time with me lol
(13:08:57) Mick_From_Rochdale: this is true
(13:09:00) Mick_From_Rochdale: such a smoothie
(13:09:24) Mick_From_Rochdale: imagine how awesome the ten kids we will have together will be
(13:09:25) sexy shona: i try
(13:09:38) Mick_From_Rochdale: oh yeah,,,lol
(13:09:41) sexy shona: lmao
(13:09:57) Mick_From_Rochdale: imagine the cleaning you can do for me
(13:10:03) Mick_From_Rochdale: rochdale charm that
(13:10:28) sexy shona: lol
(13:10:37) Mick_From_Rochdale: so, ya got that lovely scottish brogue,,,or do ya sound like rab c nesbitt
(13:10:39) Mick_From_Rochdale: hehe
(13:10:50) Mick_From_Rochdale: im so rochdale i sound like a farmer
(13:11:06) sexy shona: lol
(13:11:39) Mick_From_Rochdale: ive watched loads of episodes of still game im fluent
(13:12:08) sexy shona: yeah its funny
(13:12:14) sexy shona: yw
(13:12:15) Mick_From_Rochdale: oh god i love it
(13:12:19) Mick_From_Rochdale: iza is the best
(13:13:35) sexy shona: i got cliff richard behind me think he's going on a summer holiday lol
(13:13:43) Mick_From_Rochdale: we are multplying like rabbits
(13:13:54) Mick_From_Rochdale: cliff richard? really?
(13:13:58) Mick_From_Rochdale: say hi from me
(13:14:22) sexy shona: yeah see the london bus? lol
(13:14:30) Mick_From_Rochdale: oh yeah
(13:14:39) Mick_From_Rochdale: is that a real viw?
(13:14:45) Mick_From_Rochdale: view
(13:14:56) Mick_From_Rochdale: or im i just a bit thick, be honest
(13:15:01) sexy shona: yeah its my mural
(13:15:06) Mick_From_Rochdale: oooooooh phew
(13:15:23) Mick_From_Rochdale: thought you lived in a bus depot for a second
(13:15:30) Mick_From_Rochdale: was gonna have to calll the marriage off
(13:15:31) sexy shona: lol
(13:15:40) Mick_From_Rochdale: mind you, ive had worse
(13:16:20) Mick_From_Rochdale: will i have to wear a kilt upon our betrothal?
(13:16:47) sexy shona: oh yes lol
(13:16:57) Mick_From_Rochdale: if so, i feel obliged to warn you my legs are horrible
(13:17:15) Mick_From_Rochdale: tickle me sporren
(13:17:25) Mick_From_Rochdale: donald wheres yer troosers etc
(13:17:27) sexy shona: lol
(13:17:29) Mick_From_Rochdale: see? fluent
(13:17:38) Mick_From_Rochdale: my little haggis
(13:17:41) sexy shona: lmao
(13:18:15) Mick_From_Rochdale: i will bingewatch billy connelly vids before hand oviously
(13:18:27) Mick_From_Rochdale: damn my typing these days
(13:18:31) Mick_From_Rochdale: shocking
(13:18:53) Mick_From_Rochdale: i sing this to myself every day
(13:19:32) sexy shona: lol
(13:19:32) *** Mick_From_Rochdale has left the room ***
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you never know how long this love story will continue hahaha