Crazy One Liners
One of our favourite pages, the one which has those lines that in the room converstion may of been appropriate but on its own looks totally strange, this also made our room banner.
October 10, 2021 (22:19:59) JOHNisKOOL: how's a bathroom used if I may ask ....lol
October 24, 2021 (02:35:23) christinamm2008: my meat came out soft
October 28, 2021 (16:21:37) Mick_From_Rochdale: are farts lumpy..or am i in trouble
May 16, 2022 (03:24:22) ShyButterCup_1: if you hand me a steak that is still mooing your gonna have it in your face lol
May 18, 2022 (04:20:44) justmeyep: im sorry im eating allen
May 22, 2022 (08:08:06) jakeyson: yea pussy is too wet
May 25, 2022 (06:11:08) NCB Broadcasting: (06:10:34) ShyButterCup_1: im more impressed by a man who can do something other than
fidget with there fingers JS << reason wifey dont let me near her bean lol
May 28, 2022 (06:14:42) Fiesty Scorpion Lady: just if u become a pussy whisper u would hear a echo for days js
May 28, 2022 (08:21:16) NCB Broadcasting: just wondering tiny... are you suitable for vegetarians all nuts no meat? asking for a friend lol
May 30, 2022 (04:48:08) justmeyep: fuckin tie me up and make me watch wtf mo
May 31, 2022 (04:35:07) justmeyep: awwwwe my dream guy left
June 06, 2022 (01:18:52) ShyButterCup_1: anyone have a bush whacker, ok ill go back to my corner
June 07, 2022 (03:46:51) justmeyep: but allen i love you why you are you denying our partnership
June 11, 2022 (00:08:13) YORKSHIRExHULAHOOPS: can you got to bed so i can see mos cock
June 11, 2022 (03:53:14) ShyButterCup_1: yes i have stupid gas lol
June 11, 2022 (06:41:38) Fiesty Scorpion Lady: just gonna make a suggestion if he is gonna dress in ladies clothing he needs 2 wax
his chest ffs
June 12, 2022 (06:03:57) justmeyep: my nephew brought this one girl big big girl he was in bedroom with her and we heard him say
that feel good and she ummm your fucking my belly button i left and went home i was dying
June 12, 2022 (06:47:07) JennyCakes: i keep droppin my ballz
June 24, 2022 (04:52:37) JokingJester: Sometimes @ work in restroom I spank myself lol
June 25, 2022 (05:36:13) justmeyep: go ahead put ur lips on it
June 26,2022 (06:32:57) Fiesty Scorpion Lady: but trigger was the marshmellow oozing out of it
July 04, 2022 (03:48:27) tonyalmedia: adult toys? like a giant race car?
July 04, 2022 (03:48:57) justmeyep: thats like buying a butt plug at a yard sale