Crazy One Liners
CRAZY ONE LINERS THAT MADE OUR BANNER
22 November 2018 (13:31:53) humili8meplz: if i could 69 myself i would
(21:56:46) winebottle: so ya gunna take me into PM and treat me like a pinball machine and bounce my balls ?
(22:07:14) MuckinFuppet: who you gonna call ? "ball busters" lol
25 November 2018 (21:45:01) AMEUR AMOU: I am looking for a wife
04 January 2019 (11:21:31) Hana_ba3L: show me your cock....please...
06 January 2019 (00:07:37) BabyHulk998: wait a penis has legs???
07 January 2019 (21:09:33) Cig-boat: nikki dont get on here much but she gets off on here often.
09 January 2019 (23:56:31) SmokingCowboy: not sure how true it is but i heard pal sucks better than a damn hoover vacuum. lmao
15 January 2019 (00:33:37) big papa smurfington: there is somting driping on me from the ceiling
18 January 2019 (23:51:34) charlie moyer: last time i did any thinking, i nearly ended up with a wife
20 January 2019 (20:33:37) MuckinFuppet: im a pansy
25 January 2019 (21:53:29) Cig-boat: Sandra told me muck is addicted to birth control pills
28 January 2019 (23:15:37) kezzadeath: now be a good boy mf and swallow lmaoooooo
(23:37:16) MuckinFuppet: kezza get ya onesie on , ive got some duracell somewhere
29 January 2019 (21:43:25) humili8meplz: lot of talk about wanking - not like this room at all
04 February 2019 (21:10:26) Hidden_Surprise: cummon mid, if youre going to wank yourself off using a chair and hands, least bend over so you can have something to fuck you up the ass too..
05 February 2019 (11:50:46) humili8meplz: only man that never fucks up is the man that never does anything
06 February 2019 (09:44:23) Sub_boy: why do men come on cam wanking with oy showing face or being asked to wank by the ladies in the Room?
09 February 2019 (13:38:50) steel211: <<will WANK for food
14 February 2019 (23:40:52) djlilpiglet2008_1: escuse me has anybody seen mike hunt?
25 February 2019 (16:41:22) mal83ice: I have hard cock like concrete
03 March 2019 (14:06:30) kezzadeath: sorry im talkin to my body and my bum and guess wot they are talkin back....should i be worried lololol
26 March 2019 (16:08:38) modelmodel: i have a little needle dick
02 April 2019 (14:38:23) JokingJester: coughs.. look at the time
09 April 2019 (14:14:41) MidnightEagle247: early here, I can't wake up . . . I think I need a good wank
20 May 2019 (04:15:50) JokingJester: Balls r gross they look like a alien head
21 May 2019 (23:58:54) BabyHulk998: im not scared of my wife lol
29 May 2019 (17:00:22) YORKSHIRExHULAHOOPS: me sexy tits are back
30 May 2019 (13:56:29) YORKSHIRExHULAHOOPS: i can do boobcopter
01 June 2019 (01:07:50) YORKSHIRExHULAHOOPS: i dont understand scotish
01 June 2019 (20:59:22) YORKSHIRExHULAHOOPS: i walk like john wayne after sex
11 July 2019 (19:58:51) herradler_2007: anal sex is for assholes
17 July 2019 (00:55:24) cotteneyz: btw plz no1 call rspca no animals was hurt in this convo
23 July 2019 (00:33:24) t1g3r3y3s: y the fuck am i sticky
24 July 2019 (19:34:42) t1g3r3y3s: y in the fuck am i sticky again lol
26 July 2019 (19:07:09) t1g3r3y3s: im sticky again n got white stuff on the boob
(20:54:21) t1g3r3y3s: ugh i so over eating white stuff i did it again