Crazy One Liners

CRAZY ONE LINERS THAT MADE OUR BANNER



22 November 2018 (13:31:53‪) humili8meplz: if i could 69 myself i would

(21:56:46) winebottle: so ya gunna take me into PM and treat me like a pinball machine and bounce my balls ?

(22:07:14‪) MuckinFuppet: who you gonna call ? "ball busters" lol

25 November 2018 (21:45:01‪) AMEUR AMOU: I am looking for a wife

04 January 2019 (11:21:31‪) Hana_ba3L: show me your cock....please...

06 January 2019 (00:07:37‪) BabyHulk998: wait a penis has legs???

07 January 2019 (21:09:33‪) Cig-boat: nikki dont get on here much but she gets off on here often.

09 January 2019 (23:56:31‪) SmokingCowboy: not sure how true it is but i heard pal sucks better than a damn hoover vacuum. lmao

15 January 2019 (00:33:37‪) big papa smurfington: there is somting driping on me from the ceiling

18 January 2019 (23:51:34‪) charlie moyer: last time i did any thinking, i nearly ended up with a wife

20 January 2019 (20:33:37‪) MuckinFuppet: im a pansy

25 January 2019 (21:53:29‪) Cig-boat: Sandra told me muck is addicted to birth control pills

28 January 2019 (23:15:37‪) kezzadeath: now be a good boy mf and swallow lmaoooooo

(23:37:16‪) MuckinFuppet: kezza get ya onesie on , ive got some duracell somewhere

29 January 2019 (21:43:25‪) humili8meplz: lot of talk about wanking - not like this room at all

04 February 2019 (21:10:26‪) Hidden_Surprise: cummon mid, if youre going to wank yourself off using a chair and hands, least bend over so you can have something to fuck you up the ass too..

05 February 2019 (11:50:46‪) humili8meplz: only man that never fucks up is the man that never does anything

06 February 2019 (09:44:23‪) Sub_boy: why do men come on cam wanking with oy showing face or being asked to wank by the ladies in the Room?

09 February 2019 (13:38:50‪) steel211: <<will WANK for food

14 February 2019 (23:40:52‪) djlilpiglet2008_1: escuse me has anybody seen mike hunt?

25 February 2019 (16:41:22‪) mal83ice: I have hard cock like concrete

03 March 2019 (14:06:30‪) kezzadeath: sorry im talkin to my body and my bum and guess wot they are talkin back....should i be worried lololol

26 March 2019 (16:08:38‪) modelmodel: i have a little needle dick

02 April 2019 (14:38:23‪) JokingJester: coughs.. look at the time

09 April 2019 (14:14:41‪) MidnightEagle247: early here, I can't wake up . . . I think I need a good wank

20 May 2019 (04:15:50‪) JokingJester: Balls r gross they look like a alien head

21 May 2019 (23:58:54‪) BabyHulk998: im not scared of my wife lol

29 May 2019 (17:00:22‪) YORKSHIRExHULAHOOPS: me sexy tits are back

30 May 2019 (13:56:29‪) YORKSHIRExHULAHOOPS: i can do boobcopter

01 June 2019 (01:07:50‪) YORKSHIRExHULAHOOPS: i dont understand scotish

01 June 2019 (20:59:22‪) YORKSHIRExHULAHOOPS: i walk like john wayne after sex

11 July 2019 (19:58:51‪) herradler_2007: anal sex is for assholes

17 July 2019 (00:55:24‪) cotteneyz: btw plz no1 call rspca no animals was hurt in this convo

23 July 2019 (00:33:24‪) t1g3r3y3s: y the fuck am i sticky

24 July 2019 (19:34:42‪) t1g3r3y3s: y in the fuck am i sticky again lol

26 July 2019 (19:07:09‪) t1g3r3y3s: im sticky again n got white stuff on the boob

(20:54:21‪) t1g3r3y3s: ugh i so over eating white stuff i did it again