Crazy One Liners
One of our favourite pages, the one which has those lines that in the room converstion may of been appropriate but on its own looks totally strange, these also made our room banner.
July 30th, 2022 (23:47:43) AcEOfSpadES007: the only thing I got on now is my cooockring lol
July 31st, 2022 (06:58:53) justmeyep: i got stiff had to stand up
August 01st, 2022 (02:35:57) JokingJester: Mo sac so big Santa uses it
August 17th , 2022 (01:38:22) ssbbw: I've never understood why people leave babies in dumpsters, but teenagers, i'd totally understand that...
August 27th, 2022 (22:46:58) humili8meplz: ive competed in wank races
August 28th 2022 (06:19:59) MichaelS159: im on a cock
October 12th, 2022 (22:55:42) JokingJester: Mine gets wet & curls all over
October 14th, 2022 (05:51:03) Qu33n1382: im bored i might need to suck my dick again lmaooooooooo
(06:09:02) i_get_it: i forget if im male or female sometimes mo confuses me
(06:09:55) Qu33n1382: lol i need to get a clit sucket
October 19th, 2022 (06:21:16) JokingJester: pickles are the best.. esp to suck on
October 26th, 2022 (04:52:17) Qu33n1382: ugh son of a ho i just washed my hair n i got dick in it
October 27th, 2022 (22:23:04) sub06: cuz its late here i naked with a finger in noze
October 29th, 2022 (22:31:07) JokingJester: I got hips for balancing sex toys
November 11th, 2022 (21:08:42) ssbbw: oh, it's so short!
November 21st, 2022 (07:44:34) Just an ordinary Guy 1975: well I fuck Mo,if I did I would miss all the fun
November 27th, 2022 (04:42:47) sexy shona: its to damn small scott lol
December 07th, 2022 (01:14:56) piercingman _1: yesterday agirl asked me how deep is your love i said 4 inches she walked away angru i still
dont know why
December 13th, 2022 (02:54:03) ShyButterCup_1: eh i hate gas and thats what i have
January 05th, 2023 (02:50:26) Queen Bertrice: mo why is one ball sack bigger than the other i cant figure it out
January 24th, 2023 (05:54:19) AmandaPanda1977: be better if it actually went in my mouth instead of on my chin lol
March 13th, 2023 AmandaPanda1977, [07:51] im on the vegan sex diet .. vibrator is meat substitute lol
May 01st, 2023 AmandaPanda1977, [09:45] thats 1 smelly pussy lol
May 13th, 2023 vodka nipper 3, [05:07] need a p sample for the Dr ive drunk the last 2
May 31st, 2023 JokingJester, [07:26] had trouble finding hole lol
June 1st, 2023 Yowiewolf, [08:30] maybe my stalker is right.. i can find something beautiful in most guys cams.
June 13th, 2023 AmandaPanda1977, [09:03] im from URANUS gonzalito ... bend over im cumming home
bigbrat1975, [09:42] I drank some blue balls
June 27th, 2023 Yowiewolf, [12:38] we gotta let mo do his hose chores
July 06th, 2023 Teamgreen66, [08:19] this rooms outta control
JennyCakes, [10:55] im too sober to strip
July 11th, 2023 MissieLou81, [09:47] freaked out the kids when I was rapping along with this, one of my daughters was like "mom you white" (while Mo was playing Coolio Gansta Rap)