Crazy One Liners

One of our favourite pages, the one which has those lines that in the room converstion may of been appropriate but on its own looks totally strange, these also made our room banner.

July 30th, 2022                                          (23:47:43‪) AcEOfSpadES007: the only thing I got on now is my cooockring lol

July 31st, 2022                                           (06:58:53‪) justmeyep: i got stiff had to stand up

August 01st, 2022                                    (02:35:57‪) JokingJester: Mo sac so big Santa uses it 

August 17th , 2022                                  (01:38:22‪) ssbbw: I've never understood why people leave babies in dumpsters, but teenagers, i'd totally understand                                           that...

August 27th, 2022                                   (22:46:58‪) humili8meplz: ive competed in wank races

August 28th 2022                                   (06:19:59‪) MichaelS159: im on a cock

October 12th, 2022                               (22:55:42‪) JokingJester: Mine gets wet & curls all over

October 14th, 2022                               (05:51:03‪) Qu33n1382: im bored i might need to suck my dick again lmaooooooooo

                                                                            (06:09:02‪) i_get_it: i forget if im male or female sometimes mo confuses me

                                                                           (06:09:55‪) Qu33n1382: lol i need to get a clit sucket

October 19th, 2022                               (06:21:16‪) JokingJester: pickles are the best.. esp to suck on

October 26th, 2022                               (04:52:17‪) Qu33n1382: ugh son of a ho i just washed my hair n i got dick in it

October 27th, 2022                               (22:23:04‪) sub06: cuz its late here i naked with a finger in noze

October 29th, 2022                              (22:31:07‪) JokingJester: I got hips for balancing sex toys

November 11th, 2022                        (21:08:42‪) ssbbw: oh, it's so short!

November 21st, 2022                          (07:44:34‪) Just an ordinary Guy 1975: well I fuck Mo,if I did I would miss all the fun

November 27th, 2022                        (04:42:47‪) sexy shona: its to damn small scott lol

December 07th, 2022                        (01:14:56‪) piercingman _1: yesterday agirl asked me how deep is your love i said 4 inches she walked away angru i still 

                                                                           dont know why

December 13th, 2022                        (02:54:03‪) ShyButterCup_1: eh i hate gas and thats what i have

January 05th, 2023                                (02:50:26‪) Queen Bertrice: mo why is one ball sack bigger than the other i cant figure it out

January 24th, 2023                             (05:54:19‪) AmandaPanda1977: be better if it actually went in my mouth instead of on my chin lol

March 13th, 2023                                AmandaPanda1977, [07:51]  im on the vegan sex diet .. vibrator is meat substitute lol

May 01st, 2023                                     AmandaPanda1977, [09:45] thats 1 smelly pussy lol

May 13th, 2023                                    vodka nipper 3, [05:07]  need a p sample for the Dr ive drunk the last 2

May 31st, 2023                                     JokingJester, [07:26]  had trouble finding hole lol

June 1st, 2023                                       Yowiewolf, [08:30]  maybe my stalker is right.. i can find something beautiful in most guys cams.

June 13th, 2023                                   AmandaPanda1977, [09:03]  im from URANUS gonzalito ... bend over im cumming home

                                                                       bigbrat1975, [09:42]  I drank some blue balls

June 27th, 2023                                  Yowiewolf, [12:38]  we gotta let mo do his hose chores

July 06th, 2023                                    Teamgreen66, [08:19]  this rooms outta control

                                                                       JennyCakes, [10:55]  im too sober to strip

July 11th, 2023                                  MissieLou81, [09:47]  freaked out the kids when I was rapping along with this, one of my daughters was like "mom you white"                      (while Mo was playing Coolio Gansta Rap)